OMG!!!!!!!! (and similar overly-dramatic responses)

"A gun? In our suburban paradise? [Gasp] It can't be!"

It was an UNLOADED gun. The worse he could have done is smacked someone over the head with it - I could do the same thing with a textbook. When push comes to shove, I could probably kill some one more efficiently with a pen cap than an unloaded gun (unless it's a bayonet). Actually, I want to know how they found the gun, considering the fact I haven't seen the administrators pat-down any of the students. How did they even notice? I don't see a lot of disciplinary action being taken for students necking/dry-humping in the hallways or smoking cigarettes in the lobbies, yet they notice a concealed weapon? Plus, unless you want to take in your piece for show and tell, you have a reason for bringing a gun to school. If Lincoln can't provide a learning environment conducive to students (the potential-victims and the potentially dangerous) then let's not point the finger at some deranged teenager. Everyone just needs to chill out.

On the bright side, maybe they'll realize we need another high school for "control issues". That would be nice. Ugh, I hate the over-population.

Cool:


Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Yep, that sounds about right.